You were not online, so I was wondering if you had the day off or something.

If it's sunny over the weekend, I will do some gardening.

By gardening, I mean mow down the forest.

On my back like the Emperor King that I am! :emperor-king-yusuf:

Good morning Emperor King Yusuf! :emperor-king-yusuf: (I thought you were back today… :yusuf-sad-rain:)

Ah shit, I missed yesterday! :yusuf-sad-rain:

Good morning Emperor King Yusuf! :emperor-king-yusuf:

Good evening Emperor King Yusuf! :emperor-king-yusuf:

Good afternoon Emperor King Yusuf! :emperor-king-yusuf:

Was just thinking about all the times I've said "won't be showering till next year" on New Year's Eve.

Good morning Tingker Bell! :tingker-bell:

Alright, alright. Don't get ahead of yourself.

I’ve coined my humour as “eye-roll humour”

I dunno if I’ve stolen that or came up with it

You know those dry jokes but you still laugh at them because of how dead they are?

What happened on Thursday 13th October? 👀

Ummm, I deleted it because it would have been over 15 messages.

Company update messed up my timing… :yusuf-unamused:

I’ll come back with 15 messages from you

You'll be like... why do I have 15 msgs from :emperor-king-yusuf:?

Okay, we shall hereby declare it’s “hoody mood”

Good evening Tingker Bell! :tingker-bell:

I didn’t mind it as long as I have “blankies” (how do you spell?)

It’s not high, because you’re probably the shortest person at MT.

I’ve told myself that I won’t be rushing anymore, even if I’m late.

The rest of the world can wait for me instead.

I’m adding people who have white towels to my blacklist.

Who is the exec. sponsor for Hackney? 😛

And what colour are your bathroom towels?

Still can’t get over the fact that you have fwends.

Yet, I can’t go for that ATM… because I have no feedback to evidence that claim.

We can now cry together when things don’t work.

I think our devil emojis are a good representation of ourselves.

You are saying thank you a lot of times today, especially for a bully.

Those are some wise words, and I don't want to admit it.

LOL! Why are you randomly sending me an EMOji?

My eyesight is really bad btw. If I lose my glasses, it’s over for me.

Yeah, you should definitely go get an eye test

Fun fact: When I wrote that message I just so happened to be listening to Slipknot’s Duality and the lyric was “I push my fingers into my eyes” which I thought was hilarious

You are actually emo. Don’t even deny it.

LOL! I think your reactions are hilarious to my reactions.

I’m a pretty serious guy, what are you talking about?

Also taught him about executables, and shebangs.

Physically 12, mentally 12, but actually 23.

I wonder if I can karate chop you in half.

You know in games when you use your special ability or power

Then you have a period of time when you can’t use it

I think she’s part of the Illuminati though.

Wait, the bid process… I’m guessing it’s for the team shape/structure.

Less experience sounds better here, so less responsibilities. :yusuf:

If I call you fattie, will you be offended?

Dat Ting. Lmaooo, this is a good one too.

I was thinking about this in the morning, but are you low key emo?

Also, completely related, but I started watching Tokyo Ghoul and man… there are 4 seasons.

Reminds me of the time someone said their friend had passed, and I said “my condolences”. But, they were talking about a driving test. 🤦‍♂️

I said why not give the Junior devs the chance to facilitate during Learn Tech? Because it’s less pressure than having to facilitate with a client.

It’s a good way to boost confidence, and it seems I’ve been given the opportunity, so why not others too?

I’ve facilitated loads of sessions, and that has definitely helped my growth.

I feel like for certain sessions, we are capable.

And that’s when I was told that I should raise this with leadership team… and I was like nahhh, I’m good bro. lol

Lelouch is the madman. Went from being an ordinary student to being the Emperor.

Your arms and legs are quite small, so maybe all of them. 👿 

I don’t know if you are stroking my beard or your imaginary beard…

~~Cheers!~~ Yes, ~~Commander~~ Emperor King Yusuf!

LOL! I prefer Emperor King Yusuf actually.

Nah, it’s Emperor King Yusuf from this day onwards.

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